After last issue’s inaugural haiku exchange with our ultimate Smoking Hot Asian Guy (SHAG) Godfrey Gao, who could possibly follow but über-popular YouTube star, filmmaker and former competitive gamer Freddie Wong, otherwise known as FreddieW?

Known for his slick, gun-toting, VFX-heavy, Michael Bay-inspired action-comedy videos that have garnered more than 1 billion views on his three YouTube channels (RocketJump alone has 7.6 million subscribers), Wong shows us you don’t need to be an international supermodel to seduce us with gravity-defying poetry.


O Freddie, Freddie!
Wherefore doth thou beguile my eyes
with hot cat ties?

Before I answer
I must commend your usage
Of the word wherefore.

Do ladies prefer
sultry action stunts or smooth
Guitar Hero skillz?

The women, I’ve found,
are impressed by neither guns
nor plastic guitars.

After surviving
make-believe bullets, best fix
hair first? Or glasses?

When the myopic
Hand’s been dealt, one should always
Secure clear vision.

This article was first published in the Winter 2013-4 issue of Audrey Magazine. Check it out for more fun photo outtakes.

Photos: Craig Stubing,

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